The SFBE Song.

Call him Mr. Douche
call him Mr. Poop Eater

call him Mr. gay (GAY GAY).
Call him Mr. Douche
call him Mr. Poop Eater

call him Stupid.

I know what I want
and I want it now!
I want you
'cause I'm Mr. Douche.
I know what I want
and I want it now!
I want you
'cause I'm Mr. Douche.
(Mr. Douche)

Call me Mr. Douche call me Mr. poop eater

call me Gay
call me Mr. Douche.
Call me what ya like
As long as you call me time and again
Feel the presence of my ass

Of the man none to compare to
Billy Gates and Halo of punks
For a just to touch of his hand
Or a moment to jack it over Bill Gates face
Can't deny the urge that make me rape!
Want to lose themselves in my derrière
Hold my derrière back
That I'm all that and I'm always near look in your window
Because i wanta rape ya ass.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
NOBODY fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. (Uncle fucker.)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you!
Uncle fucker ... Suck my ball say.