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Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 12:00



There's an almond flying around outside. ;-; an evil flying almond! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 12:04

i smell dead pee

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 12:05

                    iiiiiiii like smelly poops

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 13:34

nop

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-09 9:48


;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 10:06

>>524

Não chores mais, meu amooor♪

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 10:42

Back to the Gaia!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 14:37

>>526
Why don't you go back to Gaia? Seeing as you like it so much.

Name: AF 2012-03-09 17:51

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-09 19:20


noo ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 19:36

>>529

;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

gahuunnngaaaaa

Name: FakeShitIsCowShitsBitch 2012-03-09 21:05

>>528 >:(

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 22:23

GAHUNGA UNGA NGIS

Name: RedCream 2012-03-09 22:24

I just noticed the basic fact that although almonds are aerodynamic, they are not natively able to achieve flight, much less powered flight. Spiders are far more an aerial species than almonds are, due to 'ballooning'.

Futuristipastica's initial claim is specious at best.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 2:50

perhaps the nut is riding a spider

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 6:32

Maybe the almond was a MAGICAL FLYING ALMOND!

Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't mean MAGIC isn't real, Kream.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-10 16:26


The electric pickle is much worse than any flying almond ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:28

>>536
How electric is this pickle?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 16:34

>>534
No. Average almond nut weight is 1.2 grams, or 1200 mg. It is unlikely to find spiders who mass over 1 mg ballooning with their silk. Thermal-riding ballooning spiders of 100 mg mass have been observed in very specific conditions, but that's still quite a bit less than almond nut mass.

You are about as likely to find coconuts migrating due to sparrows, even gripping the husk and beating their wings furiously. The sparrows, I mean; coconuts lack wings natively.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 16:41

>>535
Oh, get serious.

>>536
This is the first I have ever heard about the aerial threat of the electric pickle, much less the existence of an electric pickle in the first place. Please update this wiki page with your information:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Pickle

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:42

>>539
You have a thread in which you can answer inquiries, you know?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:49

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 17:02

>>540
I must state again and categorically that the possession of one thred on /lounge/ does not in any way restrict the possession of another thred, nor does it place restrictions on interactions in other threds. I can not make this more clear.

>>541
That is a virus-infected link and I will not select it for exposure.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 17:08

>>542
My bad. I just thought you had forgotten about your thred.

virus-infected
I will describe it then. It is a pickle. An electric pickle. Thus proving the existence of such. I cannot say the same for flying almonds though.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 17:15

>>543
Speak you then of a band? I omitted any mention of a band by such a name, since musical bands are not known for aerial stalking. I also omitted any mention of that particular hobby experiment where you place electrodes into a pickle and apply household voltage to it, producing a glow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 17:19

>>544
The video described the latter. Where you speaking of some sort of naturally electrified pickle?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 19:20

Why the electrical pickles in the fields of Quintana Roo are world famous.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-10 21:13


The electric pickle is some kind of evil being that's a pickle with electricity and static surrounding it ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 1:52

Picklectricity?

Name: Buzz Killington 2012-03-11 3:26

Say gentlemen, what do you call a small pickle?

A picklet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 10:28

oh my

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-11 18:06


chocolate ;-;

Name: A carrot 2012-03-11 19:19

>>551
Hello. I am carrot.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-11 19:34


it's all fixed http://www.youtube.com/user/futuristipastica ^-^

>>552
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;-;

Name: A carrot 2012-03-11 19:36

>>553
I'm sorry, did I do something? Gahbpoooooooobgnahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 19:37

Name: A carrot 2012-03-11 19:40

>>555
I'm sorry? I don't understand. Nice trips dude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 22:53

yeah

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:30

>>556
You need to die, seriously.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-12 13:23


I finally made that laser show ^-^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfTxFZT1RkM

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 13:43

>>559
*pew pew* *pew*

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