Official Futuristipastica Thread

There's an almond flying around outside. ;-; an evil flying almond! ;-;

Well, they seem that way to me, Futuristipastica. If it were not for the size difference, I would have grabbed the wrong item many times by now. Sometimes I would have been expecting a soft, starchy fruit, and instead I would have obtained that bitter and hard nut. Other times I would have reversed expectations and results.