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Official Futuristipastica Thread

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 12:00



There's an almond flying around outside. ;-; an evil flying almond! ;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 18:14


I'm not l33tUK ;-;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 18:15

I AM L33TUK RAWR

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:26

>>41
You sure are, RedCream. ^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 18:41

>>43

I'm Futuristipastica ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:43

>>44
You crazy poster you, gimme sum lovin' right now honey buns.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 19:14


No ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 19:27

Futur is a flying squirrel.

LOOK AT HIM GO!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:17

Oh you

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 20:24

>>40 He isn't me, but I think he might be ribs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:33

>>49
I was just thinking that right now. I actually think he is ribs, a crazed ribs.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:41


Milkribs was bloody ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:43

>>51
A-ha! All the proof I needed.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:47

>>52

I didn't do it! ;-; no! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:49

>>53
Did you kill him!

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:50


Nooooooooooo ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:56

>>55
'Fess up! You did it! You killed the anus!

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:58


No I didn't ;-; I think RedCream is milkribs or redcream knows about milkribs and ahhhhhhhh ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:04

>>57
I'll have RedCream put an end to all this. Someone's got to uncover the truth. Dammit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:05

Seriously what the hell happened to futur?
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1315504900
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1318086116

I THINK SOMETHING BROKEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:09

I think this is where he went inFUCKINGsane
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1304457670

and I mean fucking insane

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:12

Here's my theory: Futuristipastica is milkribs, he went nuts, so he posts as futur now, and he went CRAZY!! He probably suffers from multiple personality disorder and the futur personality``killed'' the main personality, ribs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:19

>>61
That's.... nope

He came out of no where spammed (altogether) 1000 threads from 2005-2007 the reason his name is futurpasitnsijsods whatever. because it was 2011 he spammed OLD threads that >>60 thread was some kind of thread to explain how he was spamming but obviously going insane as you can tell from those posts and then his personality just switched and now he's mostly normal and nice but still crazy and some rare SPASMS still happen. 'flying almond' proves he's crazy. and as for milkribs that guy I think I remember a post from Redcream saying milkribs isn't dead redcream emails him. so either rc is milkribs or milkribs is banned. or he's dead and redcream or futur murdered him. i don't know....

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:24

>>62
The truth is, RedCream, ribs, futur, and pretty much all /lounge/ personalities were just one guy all along. A very lonely, autistic guy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:32

maybe they should explain themselves and explain if they're real or assuming a personality (redcream being redcream but who is he really)

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 22:36

The guy saying futur is someone else because he spammed is wrong. He's ribs, he did that because he was pissed at lounge for all the abuse he got. He's posted code for a thread spammer here before once, for vip JEWS flooding. I think it's him who did the random sentence flooder a while back as well, which I had to admit worked really well because you couldn't ban or filter by a string. He's calmed down now, and I actually find this version far more endearing than ribs, with his lame grammar and spelling trolls, and playing dumb act on the board. He did show signs of intelligence on webcam. Oh and to the guy talking about the different personalities, I saw a post ages ago by suigin saying milkribs was one of his personalities. He's also posting as Anonymous in this thread, can you spot him?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 22:54

>>65
I remember Suigin saying that, yes. And Suigin is milkribs, I'm sure of it. Search the /jp/ archives and you'll find proof of it. Well, kinda.

And no, I can't spot him, where is he?

Name: 66 2012-01-31 22:56

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 22:57

>>67
Now if you read that you'll see that he also claims to be sparky, which is just odd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 4:54

Does the almond look like this backtick?  `

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 5:00

>>66
>>67

Typical Suigin fanboy, easily fooled into believing all the tripe he spouts. Let's just settle this so you can stop spamming all the threads with your 'suigin is ribs' fact.

He claims to be 4 different posters in the post you've linked from the archive. He is only one of them and that is Haruhi1994, everyone knows this. He is not Taiga, I've spoken to both of them for a very long time and they are very different people, Taiga is not a troll personality, she is a real person. As for Suigin being MILKRIBS4k? I remember a couple years ago he was reading lounge and took a liking to MILKRIBS4k posts and became an admirer of sorts. Why would he claim to be him though? It's just Suigin taking credit for other peoples' work, he gains more adoration and notoriety from easily fooled people like you.
Oh, and if you thought he was Sparky for even just a second, you need your head checked.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-01 8:09

>>70 No one is fooled ribs.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 10:35


You people are crazy ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 10:39

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 13:17

It is known that Futuristipastica is himself and anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 13:22

>>72,74

Samefag!

RodCaerm is Futuirstipsatica, I knoes it!

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 15:05

>>75
Anonymous, I banish you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 15:43

>>76
Look at this poopers mcgee. Ya think I'm afraid of ya? Force yourself on my anus, heteroman.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 18:32


I'm milkribs ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:37

>>78
AH!! I knew it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:39

futurepasta is so moe

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