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Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 12:00



There's an almond flying around outside. ;-; an evil flying almond! ;-;

Name: 2012-02-21 7:37

The

Name: 2012-02-21 7:37

The

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 7:39

The

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-21 10:25

>>319

^-^

>>320

^-^

PEOPLE
EAT
THE
ANIMALS
PETA
triple The ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 10:49

>>324
I'm eating pudding right now!
Do you like pudding!
Blue pudding!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:41

Unleash the wave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:42

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-21 18:01

>>325

Pudding ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 19:38

no my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afoe huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
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343 Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk : 2012-02-21 18:01
>>325

Pudding ^-^

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re it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 19:49

Lin went to an ivy league school. He is the only one in the catagory

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 20:05

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345 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-21 19:49
Lin went to an ivy league school. He is the only one in the catagory

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>>325

Pudding ^-^
    >Milan 4-0 Arsenal
    >Napoli 3-1 Chelsea
    >Milan 4-0 Arsenal
    >Napoli 3-1 Chelsea
    >Milan 4-0 Arsenal
    >Napoli 3-1 Chelsea
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344 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-21 19:38
no my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 22:15

Reminder: Lady Sif would make mincemeat of any nigga outta Compton.

Even Futuristipastica the Bold would not disagree with that.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-22 11:08


I do not disagree with that. ;-;

Any video ideas? ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:25

>>348
Oh I have one. I'd like to see a video of tablecat. Eating.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:34

>>348
"Lady Sif", the 2013 epic still in post-production, takes off after the Avengers conclude their New York mission. With Bifrost still disabled, other means of reaching Midgard are used, and often become out of control. Lady Sif is caught in one of these wild activations, and she lands in Compton, surrounded by nigger thugs, who predictably try to rape her fine White ass as soon as she appears. With her spear and longsword, she spends the next 48 minutes of the movie hacking nigger thugs to shreds. In the final 12 minutes, Sif uses her feminine wiles on Doctor Doom (re-introduced into the Marvel Movieverse), who agrees to open a path back to Asgard for her, which he then schemes to use for his nefarious purposes. Sif being naive about Victor, agrees. The cookie after the movie shows Doom opening a time hole into the past using that technology; in that time hole, dimly viewed, we see Steve Rogers before he became Captain America, masturbating vigorously to a Tijuana bible. Victor Von Doom smiles evilly as he aims one of his armor's weapon systems; the cookie ends.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-22 13:05

>>349

I don't know where tablecat is ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:06

>>351

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < i'm right here, man
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |       
   __ |   .ノ | || |__     
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \     
   _((_________\     
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄       
   ___________| |           
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |   

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:40

How are you today, Futuristipastica?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-22 22:45


I'm ok ^-^


>>352

Yes but I meant where ;-; I can't make a video of you eating unless you make it ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 8:01

>>354

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < oh ok. just give me a minute.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |       
   __ |   .ノ | || |__     
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \     
   _((_________\     
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄       
   ___________| |           
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |   



Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 8:14


              ∧_∧     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 
        ( ´∀`)   <  Watch me as i eat this plate of cookies
       /    |         \________
   __∠_ \_ 、\__             
         \_)\_) \
         (⓪⓪⓪)   \
   __________  \
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄ ̄

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 8:18


         ∧_∧     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 
        ( ´∀`)   <  I'm sorry about my ears, they're in place now.
       /    |       \________
   __∠_ \_ 、\__             
         \_)\_) \
         (⓪⓪⓪)   \
   __________  \
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄ ̄

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-23 10:14


^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-02-23 11:14

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 11:23

>>359
YAAAAYY Thank you for the video. Scary tablecat.

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