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Official Futuristipastica Thread

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 12:00



There's an almond flying around outside. ;-; an evil flying almond! ;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 12:01


EVIL ALMOND ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 12:16

Usually the almond flies around inside your anus!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 12:59

This is the best thred. Futur is ^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 15:43


^-^

Name: User !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8GgiU 2012-01-28 15:46

User##password
http://www.4chan.org/faq
What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two octothorpes in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!Oo43raDvH61" after being posted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 15:47

Proof that moot has changed the 'secret key file'!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 15:50

>>6-7
Fucking moot. Let's send him angry emails.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 15:51

>>8
YEAH!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 16:34

no

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 18:13

yes

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 18:16

So this student pilot is flying in South Africa.  This is his last test, and he has a plane full of passengers.  He passed with flying coloureds.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 19:10

I wish I had a burlap sack. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 20:28

>>13
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 22:07

>>14
I think he wants to kidnap someone in this thread

Name: :( 2012-01-28 22:46

Stick that flying almond inside RedCream's anus and all is well.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 23:20

>>16
Unlike your own anus, mine is rated "exit only".

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 8:19

>>17
As it should be. Anuses were not designed with insertion in mind, despite what SFBE thinks.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-29 9:16

>>18
Our cognitive spaces are concurrently arranged.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-29 11:14


The almond is still out there ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 11:31

>>20
EET it. Almonds are DELISHOUS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 14:39


I'm Futuristipastica's evil twin. I'm going to kill him.

I can see you ｀ー´

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-30 10:20


;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 10:32

>>23 ｀ー´

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-30 13:01

>>24

I'll throw walnuts at you ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 13:28

>>25
I'll eat your walnuts ❛‿❛ And then I'll eat you dead ^‿^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-30 17:14


The flying almond will protect me ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 18:27

>>27
I'll chew it like I chew bananas. YOUR TIME HAS COME! ._.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 20:52

/bump/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 20:53

>>29
404 Not Found

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-30 23:39


You can't even find me ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 2:20

>>31
How did you come up with your name?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-31 2:52

I need to hear some MOAR about the almond.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 5:49

Almond a world of hurt since the bitch left me

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 10:35

>>32
he came up with it like a year ago when he was a spammer, and an asshole but then something snapped he went batshit insane spammed some more and slowly turned into what he is now with the once in awhile spurt of insanity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 10:38

>>35
I find it endearing. He's bananas.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 15:14

>>33

It's an evil almond that flies ;-;

>>36

;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 15:36

>>37
Almonds don't fly, that's silly. You're silly.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 17:57


I'm silly ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:06

>>39
You sure are, L33tUK. ^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 18:14


I'm not l33tUK ;-;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 18:15

I AM L33TUK RAWR

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:26

>>41
You sure are, RedCream. ^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 18:41

>>43

I'm Futuristipastica ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:43

>>44
You crazy poster you, gimme sum lovin' right now honey buns.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 19:14


No ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 19:27

Futur is a flying squirrel.

LOOK AT HIM GO!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:17

Oh you

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 20:24

>>40 He isn't me, but I think he might be ribs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:33

>>49
I was just thinking that right now. I actually think he is ribs, a crazed ribs.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:41


Milkribs was bloody ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:43

>>51
A-ha! All the proof I needed.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:47

>>52

I didn't do it! ;-; no! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:49

>>53
Did you kill him!

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:50


Nooooooooooo ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:56

>>55
'Fess up! You did it! You killed the anus!

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-31 20:58


No I didn't ;-; I think RedCream is milkribs or redcream knows about milkribs and ahhhhhhhh ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:04

>>57
I'll have RedCream put an end to all this. Someone's got to uncover the truth. Dammit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:05

Seriously what the hell happened to futur?
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1315504900
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1318086116

I THINK SOMETHING BROKEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:09

I think this is where he went inFUCKINGsane
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1304457670

and I mean fucking insane

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:12

Here's my theory: Futuristipastica is milkribs, he went nuts, so he posts as futur now, and he went CRAZY!! He probably suffers from multiple personality disorder and the futur personality``killed'' the main personality, ribs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:19

>>61
That's.... nope

He came out of no where spammed (altogether) 1000 threads from 2005-2007 the reason his name is futurpasitnsijsods whatever. because it was 2011 he spammed OLD threads that >>60 thread was some kind of thread to explain how he was spamming but obviously going insane as you can tell from those posts and then his personality just switched and now he's mostly normal and nice but still crazy and some rare SPASMS still happen. 'flying almond' proves he's crazy. and as for milkribs that guy I think I remember a post from Redcream saying milkribs isn't dead redcream emails him. so either rc is milkribs or milkribs is banned. or he's dead and redcream or futur murdered him. i don't know....

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:24

>>62
The truth is, RedCream, ribs, futur, and pretty much all /lounge/ personalities were just one guy all along. A very lonely, autistic guy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:32

maybe they should explain themselves and explain if they're real or assuming a personality (redcream being redcream but who is he really)

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-31 22:36

The guy saying futur is someone else because he spammed is wrong. He's ribs, he did that because he was pissed at lounge for all the abuse he got. He's posted code for a thread spammer here before once, for vip JEWS flooding. I think it's him who did the random sentence flooder a while back as well, which I had to admit worked really well because you couldn't ban or filter by a string. He's calmed down now, and I actually find this version far more endearing than ribs, with his lame grammar and spelling trolls, and playing dumb act on the board. He did show signs of intelligence on webcam. Oh and to the guy talking about the different personalities, I saw a post ages ago by suigin saying milkribs was one of his personalities. He's also posting as Anonymous in this thread, can you spot him?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 22:54

>>65
I remember Suigin saying that, yes. And Suigin is milkribs, I'm sure of it. Search the /jp/ archives and you'll find proof of it. Well, kinda.

And no, I can't spot him, where is he?

Name: 66 2012-01-31 22:56

And I forgot.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/4413036/#p4413720

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 22:57

>>67
Now if you read that you'll see that he also claims to be sparky, which is just odd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 4:54

Does the almond look like this backtick?  `

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 5:00

>>66
>>67

Typical Suigin fanboy, easily fooled into believing all the tripe he spouts. Let's just settle this so you can stop spamming all the threads with your 'suigin is ribs' fact.

He claims to be 4 different posters in the post you've linked from the archive. He is only one of them and that is Haruhi1994, everyone knows this. He is not Taiga, I've spoken to both of them for a very long time and they are very different people, Taiga is not a troll personality, she is a real person. As for Suigin being MILKRIBS4k? I remember a couple years ago he was reading lounge and took a liking to MILKRIBS4k posts and became an admirer of sorts. Why would he claim to be him though? It's just Suigin taking credit for other peoples' work, he gains more adoration and notoriety from easily fooled people like you.
Oh, and if you thought he was Sparky for even just a second, you need your head checked.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-01 8:09

>>70 No one is fooled ribs.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 10:35


You people are crazy ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 10:39

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 13:17

It is known that Futuristipastica is himself and anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 13:22

>>72,74

Samefag!

RodCaerm is Futuirstipsatica, I knoes it!

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 15:05

>>75
Anonymous, I banish you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 15:43

>>76
Look at this poopers mcgee. Ya think I'm afraid of ya? Force yourself on my anus, heteroman.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 18:32


I'm milkribs ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:37

>>78
AH!! I knew it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:39

futurepasta is so moe

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:50

My mom doesn't want me to have a cocoon.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 19:32


Yep i'm milkribs ^-^ i'm ugly and stupid ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 19:43

>>82
You're an anus!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-01 20:29

>>82 You're beautiful.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-01 21:14

Futuristipastica may be right. There have been a lot of almond sightings:

http://www.google.com/search?q=almond+sighting

That evil little fucker is out there!

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-01 21:37

>>85

Kill it RedCream ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 23:34

A posse of almonds hanging on a tree, waiting for innocent passers-by.
http://www.uni-graz.at/~katzer/pictures/prun_18.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 23:51

As Futuristipastica says here
https://twitter.com/#!/Futuristipastic/status/164911188822593537

we think he's milkribs. and he said >>82 ... i think he's crazy and milkribs just left 4chan or futur is pretending to be milkribs  maybe there never was a milkribs so fuck it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 0:27

Futuristipastica is bakas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 0:28

Futur, have you ever killed someone or are you a harmless crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 2:47

I always read it as "futurplastica".

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-02 10:37

>>90

I never killed anybody ;-;

Name: DonkeyBalls 2012-02-02 12:49

PUMBLENUTS I INVADE THIS THREAD!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 13:25

My fort is destroyed. ;__; Do you like forts futur? Forts make me feel safe. Do you like feeling safe?

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-02 13:27


I like feeling safe and secure ^-^ and cozy ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 13:45

>>95
（⁀ヮ⁀）ノ

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-02-02 14:38


^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 18:32

rimjobs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 21:28

I killed Futuristipastica, he's dead in my bed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 1:33

There are no vampire potatoes!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 3:23

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