I'd like to take moment of your time to let true art sink in through your eyeballs; the art that is the perfect KitKat. Here are some perfect KitKat facts/rules:
1. The Perfect KitKat must be made by the original KitKat company (Nestle) and it cannot be one of the infidel spin-offs, i.e. the one that come in a wrapper that isn't red.
2. It should be bought in a Western country.
3. It may not contain any advertising on the wrapper
4. When an individual tries to break up the KitKat it must break in a clean cut.
So there you have it; go out and try to hunt down a purrfect KittyKat today!