How do I join the Italian Mafia?

The Cosa Nostra. Can I put brown contact lenses in, dye my hair black and speak like Mario. Hay awhatsa a happening! Mama mia!

I am a nigger. I have a long dick and I raep white girls with my homies. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will break into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans