How do I join the Italian Mafia?

The Cosa Nostra. Can I put brown contact lenses in, dye my hair black and speak like Mario. Hay awhatsa a happening! Mama mia!

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mafia means crime, and building houses is legal.  so wtf are you talking about? 

are you saying the same people that are making massive amounts of money ("$450,000 for crap") also regularly break the law?  why would they do that when they've got such a good legal racket?

are you dumb?