Help! Grandma caught me eating my feces again out of the toilet shes threatening to send me to a psychiatrist?
I tried to convince her that its pretty common and tried to show her dating sites where people do it online. But she doesn't understand the whole internet thing. Now I'm freaked out that she might get me sent to a mental hospital.
She caught me after I convinced visitors to her house not to flush the toilet because it was broken. I would then disappear into the bathroom for a good ten minutes snacking on the poo while masturbating and rubbing it on my forehead and chest.
She started to get suspicious and straightened a coat hanger put it in the lock hole opened the door and caught me naked on the floor masturbating with the stuff all over me & a pickle in my bum. How do I convince her this doesn't make me mental?