Calling all shitposters

When did you start shitposting?
What is your favourite place to shitpost?
What is the best shitpost of all time?
How does your girlfriend or wife feel about you shitposting?

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When did you start shitposting?
I've been shitposting since pre-natal, believe it.

What is your favourite place to shitpost?
Wherever niggers are.

What is the best shitpost of all time?
This one thread I derailed on a private board back in 2006 with the most sludgy destructionist anti-communal radioactive acid that were whole screenpage thick posts. Absolutely brilliant.

How does your girlfriend or wife feel about you shitposting?
We separated but she wouldn't understand it even enough to have any objections or opinions.