From personal experience, bananas help me poop. I buy about 2 bunches a week. I eat at least 2 bananas a day to harden my stool. It tends to help the stool come out in solid pieces rather than mushy sticky fragments. Sticky stools require so much wiping it makes me raw and sore afterwards. It also leaves me with an uncertainty that I am finished with the bm. Sometimes the bananas can make the stool so hard that I have to strain a lot to push it out. I would much rather have that than have to get 5 rolls of toilet paper and a garden hose to wash the sticky stool fragments out of my anus.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 0:30
>>1
He does have a life, it is a long daily routine of careful shaving for better entry. Something you with HPBE do not understand.
>>5
First of all, you must be shaved, shaved for better entry. After that is done you must go to the nearest truck stop and recite the secret incantation, after which "HE" will appear, his buttocks as smooth as a baby's bottom, pleading for your entry into his anyaru.
Both of you will then have teh ghey buttsex all night long.
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:2012-01-01 18:50
What, you want to plant a microchip inside my head to look at how I live out my entire lifespan?
All I can tell you is that shaving for better entry has nothing to do with me. However it was a common tactic by undercover troll army officers when they forced me to confess my real name (Denver) else have some of my brain fibers removed so I wouldn't feel pain and verbal harassment.
RedCream is CCFBE. CCFBE = Color Coded For Better Entry. COED GREEN means it's safe to enter his anus with a regular-sized cock. COED BLACK means he has to be satisfied by a black manshaft ravaging his white manhole. COED RED calls for multiple veiny, virile members pulsating within his colon and massaging it from the inside with guzzling cum.
>>14
I bet you firmly believed that that was clever when you first con conceived of the idea. But when exposed to the word and in print, it was only revealed to be sophomoric in the extreme.
How do you live with yourself? How is it possible that you, a mere human being, can stir up so much hatred within me, how can you, SFBE, believe that you are anything more than a waste of human flesh, a tremendous failure in the eyes of society.
Why your parents didn't just abort you, or abandoned you as a baby is beyond me, maybe they thought that you could change, that there was still hope for you, but they were wrong. I look at you and all I feel is disgust, the way I look at some piece of dog shit in the sidewalk or a cockroach squirming in the floor after I pulled out its legs is the way I feel about you.
You are a shit man, a poor excuse for a human being, and a parasite, you deserve nothing more than to be spat on, ridiculed and despised.
You are not worthy of any emotion but hatred, pure, unmitigated hatred.
I long for your death.
tl;dr: Fuck you SFBE, fuck you.
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:|2012-01-02 19:23
>>22 Instead of that paragraph nonsense, why don't you take a whip or belt with you to a public bathroom, and beat yourself with it? That'll help take your throbbing hatred of me out of you much faster than this, trust me.
Listen SFBE, I'm not interested in your public bathroom activities, all I'm asking is for you to kill yourself, preferably as slowly as possible. May I suggest death by impalement, perhaps. As we all know how you like to have foreign objects be inserted in your person.