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For those of you who don't know, a Planck time unit is the time it takes Max Planck to go from unexcited state to ejaculation, similarly to how the Planck unit of length is the length of his penis. Contrary to certain popular myths in the academic community, the terms were actually coined by his first wife, along with their theoretical values; her work was continued by Planck's second wife, who confirmed the results experimentally.