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better porn dialogue

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 2:56

If I had hand in the films, then I'd spice things up with some unexpected lines.  "Fuck me till I get Downs", "Don't call me Daddy, you crazy fucked up bitch"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:10

>>1
I like it best when they talk dirty, need more dirty talking porn. Most cannot do it at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:27

I'd make really obscure literary references and make it intellectual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:27

You know, put glasses on dem bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:31

>>2
OK I'll try that.  "Look!  Look!  Look at my cunt."  "I see.  I see it.  I am looking at your cunt." *brings face closer to cunt* "Your cunt is good and bulbous.  It reminds me of Olympus Mons, the Martian volcano."

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:42

>>3
Oh yeah, quantum physics references would be awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:50

>>6
How about an incest theme, titled Special Relativity where an electrician from a company called Electrodynamics comes to the home of a chick who works for Standard Modelling Agency and electrician turns out to also be a chick!  What a twiest

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 5:00

And then, the cunt erupts with a stream of pee

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 6:41


>>6
I have sought your vagina harder than the Higgs boson at CERN.


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