I want to kill myself

I'm at the end of road, i'm homeless, my mamma hates me, you all hate me, I hate life and would rather be dead, The only thing I had left in this world was 4chan, but it's obvious that nobody likes me, even 4ChanTROLL hates men and mocks me and people that know me think I'm a worthless idiot, I've been attempting to kill myself all day and to no avail.

First, I tried drowning myself. That didn't work because i'm such a douche.

Then, I tried to eat pills but all I found was a near-empty bottle of M&M's.

That feel