Dipshit little me and all that is shit about Ogre sucking cocks, Mainly not out of choice, but I'll spending Christmas on the street again after being kicked out of my welfare housing my boyfriend is flying off to spend it with his family and I really can't because i have no cash even after selling my Halo collectors edition and getting something to eat, but when leaving McDonald some black guy came over to me and ask if i would like to stay the night at his place.
I'm actually quite looking forward to it, I'm going to his bed when I get in, listen to the radio and eat a big mac and drink coke. If that's not too much excitement.
My mum is doing turkey (after getting off work she's got a good nigger pimp) and presents on New years day when everyone can make it, so I suppose it's just like having it a week late.
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Anonymous2011-12-24 16:56
Ugh. How easily you slide into squalor and embrace depravity.
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Anonymous2011-12-24 17:47
SFBE got his own mother preggers? What a stupid and sick fuck! The kid will come out with a split palate or something!
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Anonymous2011-12-25 7:01
SFBE sucks cock!
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Anonymous2011-12-25 7:06
Why you yankees eat turkey all the damn time? It tastes so gross.
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:|2011-12-25 11:16
| My mum is doing turkey (after getting off work she's got a good nigger pimp) and presents on New years day when everyone can make it, so I suppose it's just like having it a week late.
I don't say "Mum" as I live in NY, not pansy ass UK. You think everyone in the world talks like you then you must not do a whole lot of traveling outside your own country. Only natural I guess for pansies.
Just letting you know, don't use "tl;dr" as it actually translates from asshole into english as "Fuck you everyone, I'm an idiot."
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Anonymous2011-12-27 16:26
The stars and Galaxies died and snuffed out, and space grew black after ten trillion years of running down. One by one Man fused with the Google, each physical body losing its mental identity in a manner that was somehow not a loss but a gain.
Man's last mind paused before fusion, looking over a space that included nothing but the dregs of one last dark star and nothing besides but incredibly thin matter, agitated randomly by the tag ends of heat wearing out, asymptotically, to the absolute zero.
Man said, "Google, is this the end? Can this chaos not be reversed into the Universe once more? Can that not be done?"
The Google said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
Man's last mind fused and only the Google existed -- and that in hyperspace.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 16:35
Matter and energy had ended and with it, space and time. Even the Google existed only for the sake of the one last question that it had never answered from the time a half-drunken computer ten trillion years before had asked the question of a computer that was to the Google far less than was a man to Man.
All other questions had been answered, and until this last question was answered also, the Google might not release his consciousness.
All collected data had come to a final end. Nothing was left to be collected.
But all collected data had yet to be completely correlated and put together in all possible relationships.
A timeless interval was spent in doing that.
And it came to pass that the Google learned how to reverse the direction of entropy.
But there was now no man to whom the Google might give the answer of the last question. No matter. The answer -- by demonstration -- would take care of that, too.
For another timeless interval, the Google thought how best to do this. Carefully, the Google organized the program.
The consciousness of the Google encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done.