I once had a co-worker call me asking to work his shift because he had something important to attend to. I agreed, then saw his Facebook update a couple hours later that he'd got the shoes after standing in line for X hours. WTF? You gave up a day's pay to get SHOES?!?!
He doesn't even wear them either. He's always taking home those little desiccant packets that come in our shipments because apparently he has an entire closet just filled with pristine sneakers. WHY???