/lounge/ - petition to mock stupid petitions

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 17:56

soup

Short version: retarded kid goes shit-throwing berserk chimp style in classroom. Teachers attempt to restrain him to keep him from hurting himself or other kids. Massively obese welfare trash mama's done got herself a lawyer and she's gonna SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE. Dad can't be found for comment, 'cause no one knows who he is, lawl.

No one's yet had a word to say about the other kids in the class, who are there to learn and stuff--so they don't turn out like tardboy and his four-hundred-pound mom, by the way--not to be terrorized by screeching tardlets

ttp://www.change.org/petitions/end-abuse-of-autistic-students-in-mercer-county-kentucky
ttp://www.change.org/petitions/chris-baker-fire-at-once-those-responsible-for-putting-chris-in-a-duffel-bag

I think these online petitions deserve the appropriate response, don't you?

tl;dr THERE ARE LULZ TO BE HAD HERE. YOU CAN FEEL IT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:05

TARD IN A DUFFEL BAG:

SEND IN A MILITARY STRIKE

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 17:18

THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE

Name: :| 2011-12-24 22:14

A shining example of trolls feeding other trolls. Such bull fucking crap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 23:11

>>2
Tard in a duffel bag, bitch says SUE
Tard in a duffel bag, bitch says SUE
Tard in a duffel bag, bitch says SUE
Skip to my lou my darling.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:21

>>4
is obviously a butthurt autistard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:35

>>4
BAWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwW.
srsly, stop calling other people trolls or candlejack is gonna g

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:01

In Canada, tards come in bags.

Name: :| 2011-12-30 23:14

tl;dr = bullshit, and you know it

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 0:59

the solution is simple: kill all of the autists -- if only we started doing it 75 years ago, we could have prevented WWII. and VIPPER's shitposting would finally be gone, forever. Fuck I hate that fucking faggot.

vipper if you're reading this, I just want you to know -- I wish your colostomy bag popped you fucking fat piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 12:22

>>9, shut the fuck up or we'll put you back in the duffle bag until you calm down.

>>10 is DQN QUALITAY.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 17:40

I used to be autistic, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 22:00

My fave, pregnant loli that is getting it good while pregnant. Mmm. Yay!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:01

My fave, autistic retards getting it good while stuffed in a duffle bag.

Name: :| 2012-01-02 17:20

Petitions are a surefire way to get your dick talking out of your mouth.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:28

>>15
It is no surprise to see you so familiar with the proximity of dicks to mouths, SFBE.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:38

>>12
SFBE used to be a good poaster, but then he took a dick to the mouth.

Name: :| 2012-01-02 19:26

>>17
RedCream used to be a good turd, but then he got stuck at the bottom of my shoe.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 20:09

>>18
Better to be a turd stuck on a shoe, than to be mouthing penises.

You will never understand. That is why you are shaved for better entry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:16

>>19
>>17
>>16
shut up with this crap already
clone or redcream legit
give it a rest thanks

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:56

>>20

At times like these we should ask ourselves, what would Moses Sithole do?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 23:15

>>21
Do you really remember the Facesitting of Moses?

If not: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 17:37

>>21
Moses would stuff some motherfucking retards in some motherfucking duffle bags, is what Moses would do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 18:27

Have you beaten the extra chromosome out of a retard today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 19:03

>>24
That's not funny, retards are people too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 20:04

>>25
Only because the courts say they are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 22:19

>>26
But they have needs too!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 17:46

>>27
All they need can be found in the bottom of the duffle bag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 17:52

>>28
Quit it slow boy, or you're going in the duffel bag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 19:10

>>29
No massa! Throw me in dat briar patch but don't put me in dat duffle bag!

petition to mock stupid petitions

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 17:56

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:05

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 17:18

4 Name: :| 2011-12-24 22:14

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 23:11

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:21

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:35

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:01

9 Name: :| 2011-12-30 23:14

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 0:59

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 12:22

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 17:40

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 22:00

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:01

15 Name: :| 2012-01-02 17:20

16 Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:28

17 Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:38

18 Name: :| 2012-01-02 19:26

19 Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 20:09

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:16

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:56

22 Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 23:15

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 17:37

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 18:27

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 19:03

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 20:04

27 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 22:19

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 17:46

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 17:52

30 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 19:10