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4chan down

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 15:34

Anyone else having problems accsessing 4chan?

Name: ok 2011-12-23 16:04

lol

Name: ok !0xQcQA73gA 2011-12-23 16:05

test

Name: ok !5bCrlc1O8w!yaptYn5uvMjvXf2 2011-12-23 16:06

LOL TEST

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:14

>>1
Yes, it's moot gargling ejaculatory fluid again that was produced from the seminal vesicles of WT Snacks, instead of monitoring this esteemed site with any pretense of duty. CloudFlare is full of FAGGOTS.

I'll now email support@cloudflare.com to tell them they are a bunch of FAGGOTS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 22:46

>>5
No, it's RedCream gargling ten gallons of ejaculatory fluid for the billionth time that was produced from the seminal vesicles of city toilets and urinals, instead of monitoring this esteemed site with any pretense of fucking SFBE.  CloudFlare is full of MONKEYS.

I'll now email support@cloudflare.com to tell them they are a bunch of MONKEYS.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-25 12:02

>>6
SFBE = Shaved For Better Entry

Name: RedCream 2011-12-25 14:35


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Name: :| 2011-12-25 19:46

>>7
RedCream = Shaved For Better Fucking Assholes

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 21:34

Yeah, I'm getting problems accessing the main site, especially boards.4chan.org. 4chan status doesn't report any issues, so is it just Cloudflare being a bunch of fucking niggerdicks?

Also: I forget if noko works on the discussion boards. LET'S FIND OUT.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-27 0:32

>>9
Are... are you really inviting me to shave myself so that I can then have sex with your anus? You are actually inviting me to sex your anus? Are you really going to take that step here, in front of everybody?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 3:54

>>1
This is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING! EVER!

Name: TRololo 2011-12-27 3:58

>>11
Nice dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 8:27

I don't get it... why isn't status.4chan.org or twitter.com/4chan updated? are we the only ones getting this bullshit?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 22:44

>>14
This is our beloved leaders attempt to get the members (in particular /b/tards) to bail him out. Afterall moot is too gay to fail and most /b/tards too new to know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:48

16

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:51

moot is currently updating 4chan. It'll be back in an hour or so.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:53

It is God's punishment for all the shitposting atheists.
You cock suckers better start believing and repenting now!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 21:25

I don't get it. Absolutely zero boards work for me, but I go into the archives for boards that have them, and they've got threads from today(I click view Original, I get a CloudFlare error). What is going the fuck on?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 23:37

>>19

moot being a fag. That's what up. Every single time he tries to update the site. It's down for 12 hours.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 5:19

yeah but one the site is back up it should be better. I remember when the site was down for a few hours for maintenance, and everyone bitched like mad, then when 4chan was back up .gifs loaded immediately now and really quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 5:20

yeah but one the site is back up it should be better. I remember when the site was down for a few hours for maintenance, and everyone bitched like mad, then when 4chan was back up .gifs loaded immediately now and really quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 5:20

yeah but one the site is back up it should be better. I remember when the site was down for a few hours for maintenance, and everyone bitched like mad, then when 4chan was back up .gifs loaded immediately now and really quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 5:37

lolwut?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 5:45

Still down for me? If someone has it working send ip or /b/ so I can hosts it or something

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 6:18

All the main boards are down for me, the dumb cloudflare captchas are the only thing letting me access the boards. WTF is this shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 14:03

What's with the all "cloud" shit?  Is web 2.0 kicked to the curb?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-29 14:30

Cloud shit is snow and hail.

Name: Martin You=Faggot 2011-12-29 19:18

Apparently there were a DDoS attack by LulzSec.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 22:39

Who the fuck is LulzSec? And no, I will not search engine it!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 15:31

>>30
google it, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 16:00

>>31
what are you a google shareholder?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 13:24

Still down shitters

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 16:03

Google til you wobble!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 23:02

instead of saying google it, we sholuld say bing it.. sounds more trollish i think.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 23:10

>>35
I agree. Bing it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 4:14

Der Bingle.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 8:48

Fucking shitting semite negroids prostitutes cloudflare shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:03

You guys have it all wrong:

Bada-Bing it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-07 18:44

>>39

God damn I love you guys

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