A personal appeal from an author

A personal appeal from an author of 549 Wikipedia articles

I need you to show me your nipples.

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PUMBLENUTS

>>1
>>1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPPvSiFLyXA

Don't fool yourself girl, it’s blinkin’ at you

>>1
Hey, asshole. Did you delete my wiki page on the Man From O.A.P.E.N.? I am going to kill you for that. Kill you!

>>5
What does O.A.P.E.N stand for?

Ordinarily it was a secret, but the secret itself is oapen.

It is also self-referential, to wit:

Oapens All Poasts Enabling Niceness

That sure as heck does not seem like a secret organization devoted to doing secret things, but deception and distraction are the name of the game here.

You are not buying any of this, are you? Tell me true.

>>7
What the hell did you see? I'm sure I haven't use such magic as water spells.
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...That's a joke, you know, right?

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