Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 1:34
Angry grease-hog Rob Ford is a shrill, pink man-baby, a horrible clown-monster coated in oil and booze and the purified and distilled human emotion of hatred, and the mayor of Toronto, in the ultimate theological test of whether a truly loving God cannot exist.
His entire life has been an awful, incoherent shouting match with the planet Earth. Pretty much every conceivable type of scandal a politician can commit has stuck to his gross, lard-slick carcass of a body, from a criminal record, to lying about drug charges, to unethical use of power, to racist comments, to threatening to kill his wife, to profanity-laced diatribes, to… oh, Jesus, I need to lie down. Just thinking about Rob Ford's awful life from the time he was a screaming, red, pudgy infant to his days as a screaming, red, pudgy politician is giving me a headache.
Even the Toronto Sun, the official rag of mulleted pig-fuckers who'd vote for a comedic failure-beast like Rob Ford, has come out with an editorial calling him awful.
His entire life has been an awful, incoherent shouting match with the planet Earth. Pretty much every conceivable type of scandal a politician can commit has stuck to his gross, lard-slick carcass of a body, from a criminal record, to lying about drug charges, to unethical use of power, to racist comments, to threatening to kill his wife, to profanity-laced diatribes, to… oh, Jesus, I need to lie down. Just thinking about Rob Ford's awful life from the time he was a screaming, red, pudgy infant to his days as a screaming, red, pudgy politician is giving me a headache.
Even the Toronto Sun, the official rag of mulleted pig-fuckers who'd vote for a comedic failure-beast like Rob Ford, has come out with an editorial calling him awful.