Post your best zombie apocalypse gear

non firearm related. like headlamp, machette, k-bar, crow bar :D, B&E tools, siphoning tools, compass....


ps after the zombie apocalypse how long will gps sattelites last for without engineers to maintain them and update software etc... considering buying a tom tom or garmin.

Wow, this is just silly. "Zombies"? Really? Come on...

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>>2
The threadshitter is alive?!

Holy shite!

http://www.militarybikes.com/products.html
Tough, rugged, and ready for anything, this mountain bike is dropped from the sky to land prepared for action. The speed of unfolding this bike for riding will blow you away. No tools required to fold and stash in your Humvee. The Paratrooper® comes equipped with front suspension, 24-speed SRAM X-5 shifters, and heavy duty double cage aluminum pedals to tackle the roughest terrain. The Paratrooper® Tactical Folding Mountain Bike uses all standard mountain bike wheels and components serviceable at any bike shop.

needs mounts tho to carry stuff.

>>4
Like a basket in the front?

http://www.montaguebikes.com/assets/images/paratrooperprolg.jpg

this one better. Black works better in civillian world.

zombies are so 1990's.!

ArmaLite 308 Win. Carbine w/16" Barrel & Black Matte Finish.
http://www.budspolicesupply.com/catalog/images/10A4CBLARGE700.jpg

hair trigger.

Best gear: A condom. You're gonna fuck one of DEM DEAD BITCHES, since their twitching while being cornholed will prove IRRESISTABLE.

>>7 True!