Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 18:05
Yes, I may APPEAR all innocent and wholesome, but while you're reading this, a cock is slowly and secretly slipping up your anus, and by now it's too late. You can't stop it. It will fill you up and ejaculate, maybe even, through some miraculous means, impregnate you. You'll be rushed to the hospital ward to give birth, and people will ask you "Who's the lucky father?" and "How come the fetus is growing inside your anus?", and all you can tell them is "I just read a thread on 4chan!" and look just as bewildered as they do. Yes, the cock has definitely ejaculated inside you and impregnated you now. I've never heard of anus abortions before, so they're probably not legal. The media might bring it up and the government may pick up on it, but they will take more than nine months to decide on this highly ethical issue, and by then it will be too late. You will be a casualty of the justice system, like so many others. you will have this baby, and the birth will stretch your anus in unimaginable ways while you breathe in and out in between pushes. The baby will be covered in anal juices, so the doctors will shower it clean before they hand it to you, and you will finally hold the bizarre offspring or you and a thread in your arms, probably the very first in the world. Science will marvel at its existence, and try to explain how it lives, and religions will talk about it for centuries, on why it's here. It all started with this thread, a thread that won't reply to demand of responsibility and child support, because it doesn't even have an income. If you allow it, it will always be there for the thread baby, and the baby can write in it, and will get replies, and it's hard to say what kind of upbringing it will have, but I'm sure it would be some sort of collective effort. It is said that anyone can become the president of the United States of America, maybe even an immigrant. Maybe the thread baby will try to overcome its handicaps and try really hard to become the next president. After all, the 4chan board does have its servers in the US, so it won't have to apply for citizenship first. It'll be a long and hard road for the thread baby if he would choose to pursue this career path, that's for sure. There's just so much adversity in the world, with people stabbing eachother in the back, and the thread baby would have to learn that very few people can be trusted, and learn to appreciate those who can. My point is this: If a thread baby can become the next president of America, then anything is possible. Well, not anything, but a whole lot. Thank you for taking this penis up your ass in the first place. I hope you enjoyed it just as much as I did. I love you, and I'm not just saying that because I want seconds of that lovely anal canal of yours. I know that we just met, but it would mean the world to me if you stayed with me. Are you hungry? Maybe we can have dinner later? I know that I'm just a thread, and that this wasn't how you imagined that your sex life would end up becoming, but I'm just saying that I'm willing if you are. At least give it some thought. I would say "call me", but I'm a thread, and I obviously don't have a phone, so that phrase wouldn't actually work in this situation. Anyway, if you don't want anything to do with me, then I'd understand. You have a lovely anus, none-the-less, and I mean that as a sincere compliment. Maybe you could read me again sometime, if you feel the urge to. I'll be here for your carnal needs as well. Just save me in your browser favourites and you'll find me more easily. Well, what do you say?