My Appreciation Fund

I think you're not appreciating me enough, all I do for you here, everything I post. That's why I'm starting a fund called The Awesome Post Appreciation Fund where you can go any use your local currently to entice me into posting more posts, leading to a better 4chan quality overall. You need me, and you know it. Without me this board will feel all empty and alone, and I'm not saying that I might leave today. I'm just saying that I might not post as much as I used to do a month ago when I first came here. As always, if you have a good-looking sister that you want to get rid of, you can post her as well, and enough money to get her checked for diseases just in case. I have a penis, so you know I'm able to impregnate if it comes to that, and then she'll be out of your life for good.
Just keep the money coming, and I promise you more magnificient posts as I recieve it.

>>9
"generally nobody cares who newfags "are" unless"
should be
"generally nobody cares who namefags "are" unless"

Heh. I actually called moot a newfag. In b4 ban.