Pumblenuts roasting on an open fire, ♪
!L33tUKZj5I nipping on your nose, ♪
Anon carols being sung by a choir, ♪
And folks dressed up like traps. ♪
Everybody knows a hippo and some redcream, ♪
Help to make the season bright. ♪
Tiny lolis with their eyes all aglow, ♪
Will find it hard to sleep tonight. ♪
They know that Futur's on his way; ♪
He's loaded lots of rape toys and goodies on his sleigh. ♪
And every mother's child is going to cry, ♪
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, ♪
To lolis from one to 9, ♪
Although its been said many times, many ways, ♪
A very Merry 4chan to you ♪