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RedCream as a pickup line

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-09 16:27

I went to the bar, and tried something new that has had a great impact on my life. I can give this for advice, never use RedCream as a pick-up line to a hot chick, in a bar full of other men. She will not go home with you, to your parents place.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-09 17:22

I've used it as one, but the hooker charged be $50 more.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-09 17:40

What are you talking about?
"Hi, I'm RedCream. Wanna get impregnated?" works just fine for me.
Maybe you're just too ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-09 17:47

>>3
Hey, that's MY pickup line! Don't steal all my hot chicks!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-10 5:59

By advertising that you have red cream, you must then capitalize on the attention you gathered by telling the story of how your red cream came about. Must I tell you guys how to get laid? Honestly.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-10-10 10:20


I rub RedCream on them.

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