Once upon a time, there was this 12 year old boy who went on 4chan and took the name SFBE/RedCream/4chanTroll/insertnamehere. Not only was he a namefag, but a giant faggot who loved drama and roleplay, so he posted on 4chan every day, and often played both parts of these internet arguments, loving every bit of attention his posts got when people told him to fuck off with his bullshit.
Then one day a big brute entered his tiny anus, and used his frail body as a condom while fucking another hairy brute up the ass. That was the closest that he would ever get to sex in his entire life.