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I shagged a copper

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 8:38

Well, they were taking statements because of a local shooting. There were two of them, both women and both proper coppers, none of that CSO nonsense.
I invited them in for tea and they accepted, the first one was very short, no more then 5'2", I pointed out that
That's a big truncheon for a little girl like you
She replied
Oooh Mr Anon, you are terrible.
I smiled my suave smile and replied
I know
I could see that she wanted it, her friend was obviously gagging for some too.
I shagged shorty over the kitchen counter while her mate poked my bum with her extendo-truncheon, once I was done they got each other off like proper rug munchers.
they then gave me a double blowjob.
That's what I call policing in the community.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 8:40

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 12:00

>>2
whats that got to do with shagging coppers you yeasty cuntflap

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 13:22

Capital! Good shag, mate!

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