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You unexpectedly time-travel to 1985.

Name: lilstumpz 2011-09-19 21:56

You have no way back, ever. What do you do?

The key word here is "unexpectedly." You did not prepare for this, so you have no winning lottery numbers or sports almanac. Using only your memory, knowledge and skills, how do you benefit from this?

To clarify the rules:
1) Unexpected time-travel means that your current self is now alive in 1985. It does NOT mean that your current consciousness is moved to your 3 year old self, or is now piloting a sperm inside of your dad's nutsack.
2) Your current clothes and any belongings on your person come with you.
3) "No way back, ever" simply implies that you cannot time-travel again. Yes, it is possible to get back to 2011 by transcending time at its normal pace, you jerks.
4) It is possible to change things as a result of your actions, HOWEVER you're in an alternate timeline/universe, so nothing you change affects the fact that in 2011 you are unexpectedly sent back to 1985.
5) After being sent back to 1985, if you reach 2011 a second time after 26 years, you do not get sent back to 1985 again (No infinite loop). And you all are crazy, man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 13:00

>>12
yes! I've wanked off to them loads of times. I would fuck blondie even now, bit I would rather shag her during her youth though! lol

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