I'm not gay, but...

if given the chance, I'd gently caress a guy's dick. Maybe give it a kiss. Maybe lick it a little. Perhaps I'd put it in my mouth and find out what it tastes like. Then maybe I'd stimulate the guy's prostate with my fingers as he lets out some soft moans. Eventually I'd go down deep on him while continuing to finger his tight little butt until he comes in my mouth. Then I'd swallow his load.

But remember, I'm not gay.

If I wasn't hideously repulsive, I'd whore myself out to fat/ugly women for money.

That's not enough to make it these days, so I'd probably have to suck nigger dicks, like VIPPER.