The magical cat people

Guys, you'll never guess where I've been. I accidentally mistyped "4chan" in the search bar, and the engine took me to a magical land full of friendly cats who all spoke japanese. They greeted me and we had tea, and I spoke with a guy who collected moths, and another who wanted to marry his sister, and we had a lovely time. It was weird, because there was no spam and no bitterness and no assholes trying to make people feel bad there. It was a lovely place of people united by their strangeness instead of suffering from it. Then I said to them that I had to leave them for 4chan, and the magical cat people bid me farewwell and wished me well.

I think we could really learn from those guys.

IF YOU BRING A FAMILY OF NYAN CATS HERE I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING KILL YOU! THEN I WILL KILL THE CATS AND GIVE THEM TO >>4 TO DISPOSE OF!