Fucking morons

I am writing in short sentences here, since my long monologues don't seem to captivate you.  No matter, I was getting sick of them anyway.

BUT YES YOU ARE ALL STILL FUCK-HAPPY MORONS!!!!

I am plotting my first retributive attack, and it will be accordingly devastating to yourself, and most local flora and fauna. I harbor no regrets about the collateral damage. This is total war and you have invoked it. Make your peace.