/lounge/ - Grandpa's funeral home

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 18:55

My grandfather owned a funeral home when I was growing up. Occasionally I was left to hang out by myself or with my uncle. Many of times while he was preparing dead bodies for funerals. Multiple times I actually took tools and poked/prodded the cadavers to see no reaction from the body (obviously) no matter how direct and rough I played (I.e. pulling nose hairs, poking eye balls through lids near the brow, pinching skin, etc.)(And quick backstory: my uncle was diagnosed with Huntington's Disease at age 40, which was at that time, probably why he didn't care to much to what I was doing to the bodies except for "don't damage the face"). Reliving the memories gives me a sense of desensitization as I do not feel anything or have any emotional reaction. I'm not sure what I'm looking for here, but does anonymous' superior intellect think this may be a contributing factor to my ridiculous plethora of mental disorders?

Name: Freud-sama 2011-09-14 18:58

Yes, this, combined with your attraction to your mother, is what makes you lust for corpses.

Name: SEE !OV4/8mrlpU!Wd8ngs0XlvmeGan 2011-09-14 19:13

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Name: SEEE !yoPdU.eU4o!aLWAYNWgm9lPv7T 2011-09-14 19:14

haha you have failed sir

Name: !Ss/fMKwXg2!tVIo3HSCPmV2D2T 2011-09-14 19:15

Mine r longa

Name: Q !7Fd7T5plYM!+Y9epTDWvcRBGru 2011-09-14 19:16

No me is

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-14 19:17

RRRRminebest

Name: Ha !9OWWsnzths!CqBPJx1r964tngF 2011-09-14 19:19

done

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 19:41

Lol this is OP. This is a true story. Pretty fucked up I guess, but it doesn't really seem to bother me now a days. I'm 22 atm

Name: SFBE 2011-09-14 19:47

Multiple personality disorder is my guess. I'm not saying I'm right about that disorder, but still, that was a very faux pas SFBE impression.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 20:01

Yeah IDK why I'm posting on here. Maybe for pity from an anonymous source? haha. Seeing a trained psychiatrist in a month. Not sure what to expect. But I don't think maybe kids have had the chance to poke a real dead body lol...

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 20:02

OP probably should mention I'm really drunk as well

Grandpa's funeral home

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 18:55

2 Name: Freud-sama 2011-09-14 18:58

3 Name: SEE !OV4/8mrlpU!Wd8ngs0XlvmeGan 2011-09-14 19:13

4 Name: SEEE !yoPdU.eU4o!aLWAYNWgm9lPv7T 2011-09-14 19:14

5 Name: !Ss/fMKwXg2!tVIo3HSCPmV2D2T 2011-09-14 19:15

6 Name: Q !7Fd7T5plYM!+Y9epTDWvcRBGru 2011-09-14 19:16

7 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-14 19:17

8 Name: Ha !9OWWsnzths!CqBPJx1r964tngF 2011-09-14 19:19

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 19:41

10 Name: SFBE 2011-09-14 19:47

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 20:01

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 20:02