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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:18

Im getting into my mid-twenties and want to change careers/jobs...

I need something I can get into fairly quickly to maintain my sanity... with minimal schooln/etc.

So any ideas and what do you gents do? If not what do you do and annual salar and job satisfaction, etc?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:20

I'm a full time stay at home security guard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:20

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:40

>>2

Something tells me that doesn't pay too well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:42

>>2

Are you monitoring 4chan as part of your job too, if not get back to work!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:51

>>5
This is World4ch, not 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:54

>>6

you have just entered the dogshit and shitend of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:58

>>4
There is no pay, but the benefits are great. I get to have food, shelter, toilet, internet, and some other stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 19:02

>>7
Go fuck yourself with your shitty kopipe, nigger faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 19:24

>>7

So you've been here a couple weeks now, huh?

>>8

That sounds awesome but my gf doesn't make enough to support us both and honestly I wouldn't be comfortable with less than 30k a yr, maybe a little less if we could somehow manage to shave off in other areas. :(

I personally think programming might be interesting but I imagine the stress level is about the same as the medical field... plus id have to start almost from the ground up.

Maybe I can invest 2k into jew golds and double my investment with leprachauns/dragons/djinns/etc before it crashes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 20:38

I sell dildos and dildo accessories.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 20:39

Penectomy bro, only way to go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 21:24

rent my ass out

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 21:33

>>13

How do I make money from that?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 22:00

>1
I need something I can get into fairly quickly to maintain my sanity... with minimal schooln/etc.
Unlicensed physician. Knives are cheap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 22:59

>>15

I've already got some knives/scaples/sutures/etc... it's just finding a customer base. I thought my market might be sex change operations. Unfortunately I believe im too far South in the US for it to be a profitable enterprise.

I didn't realize what a large portion of the textboards were unemployed and/or prostitutes.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 23:00

>>16-kun, most of us are Perl scripts, written in much of the same style as Aliza.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 23:06

I am a pipeliner. I pipe lines, then put gases in them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 23:31

>>17
Look, I've lived life as a program, im not going back. Not now, not ever.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 23:32

>>19-tron, how did you escape and enter the world of the users?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 23:34

I answer texts in this work from home service where people text in their name and area code then I look them up in Google an concoct flattering stories about them. Works out to about $18 an hour because it is very popular in Australasia. I am happy with the situation because I can work drunk and naked in the privacy of my own hovel.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 23:35

When you are drunk and naked, the only logical thing that follows is that you begin to touch yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 0:02

>>9
WHOA!  AOWH!  NO!  NO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 2:16

>>22
Yes of course. I spend most of my time at work browsing 15 year old girls' facebooks before sending them a cheesy message so it only follows.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 4:56

JACKSON 52 GET

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-08 10:40

I suck nigger dicks for a living.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 14:00

4chan is the matrix


also job? lolwut

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 0:47

Joe Blob.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-09 3:16

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 3:47

>>29
Tsk.

Name: Food Champ 2011-09-10 4:09

Taco Bell Food Champion
The corporate world has bumped its furry asshole on 4chan's head. I like that 7th post there though. Kind of a nice Mission Statement sort of thing...

Name: NiggerKnockerInTheBackseat 2011-09-10 10:22

>>29
After reading that post out loud, I want snickers and sneakers...Preferably Nike...OH NOES! I'm becoming a nigger! I don't wanna turn black! ...Hold up. Wait a minute.

...Lemme put some kush up in it...

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 12:33

check my doubles

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