Since 2009, the Tokyo native has held the masturbation world record at San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon for the longest continuous time spent masturbating: 9 hours and 58 minutes. To prepare for the event, Sato swam twice weekly and gained five kilograms of muscle.[...]Sato does nicely sum up so many contemporary buzzwords and topics about Japan: lack of interest in sex as well as the country's declining birthrate. But that's not all. In one interview segment, Sato talked about what kind of adult films he enjoys, pulling out an adult anime.
"A real female, of course, smells, is dirty…" Masanobu said. "Of course, because it's a human being, it has lots of things. So we have this anime, isn't it clean and pretty?"
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In other words, he said 3DPD. If you read the rest of the article, he has a girlfriend, but she never fucks him. She times the wanking sessions for him though. Lol.
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BREAKING NEWS2011-12-27 11:18
MAN GETS DOUBLES.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 11:31
what happened in 967
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Anonymous2011-12-27 11:45
stays in 967
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Anonymous2011-12-27 12:01
ANIME IS MY LIFE
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GAYMEN IS MY LIFE
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Anonymous2011-12-27 12:15
The prime time of your life
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Now
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Living
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The prime time of your life
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Anonymous2011-12-27 12:30
There have not been nearly enough Touhou references in this thread yet.
>>979 which touhou would you fuck
I assume this is referencing some kind of Japanese sex doll, so none of them. Yes, I know it's some kind fo video game.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 16:07
>>979
I'd fuck the programmer for I hear he is SFBE
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-12-27 16:39
First thing we do, let's kill all the shitposters.
>>989
Pointing out that you are obviously unfunny and devoid of any wit is being a dick now?
I think you might be on the wrong website mate.
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My folks asked me to wash the kitchen rug with the carpet cleaner vacuum. I said I'd take it in the front yard and do it because there's more room.
My dad argued not to do that because that's what white people do,"white people do everything in their front yard: smoke, cook, have sex, clean....you don't want to do that, that's redneck behavior"
"Okay....but there's more room in the front."
"Doesn't matter!"
So I used the carpet cleaner on the kitchen rug on the back patio. I had to put it on the ground and move almost every single piece of furniture off the concrete to afford some room and make sure leaves don't fall on the carpet. It was far more tedious than it should have been but at least I wouldn't give neighbors the wrong impression.