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A true conservative

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 16:16

A true conservative would support the British monarch ruling over the American colonies.

A true conservative would support slavery. Both are traditional. Or are you only conservative "to a certain extant", to some arbitrary fake date.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 17:36

A true conservative would live in a cave and worship the sun.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 18:48

When my younger son came home one day and told me about a boy reduced to tears because he had to "go Number 2" and the only stall didn't have a door on it, I called the school and raised so much hell that they put the door back on. Was told it had been removed because they couldn't monitor what was going on in there. And he, too, was kicked in the pubes so hard we had to take him to the doctor. Guess I dropped the ball by not handing him his cup every day along with his lunch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 20:23

>>3
It's actually so the teachers can watch the kids shit.

Name: : 2011-09-05 20:46

... would shout in a back alley "HEY GUESS WHAT I'M A DICK!" just so the person closest to him would get insanely pissed off and give him the 50 punch orgy he needs.

Which is EXACTLY what happened with me and Anthony Weiner.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-05 22:14

>>4-kun, is that because teachers are ever alert for the slightest signs of coprophagia?

Name: cumstorm 2011-09-05 23:43

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 12:50

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A true conservative

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 16:16

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 17:36

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 18:48

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 20:23

5 Name: : 2011-09-05 20:46

6 Name: RedCream 2011-09-05 22:14

7 Name: cumstorm 2011-09-05 23:43

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 12:50