the Intercourse Boat

In the 1970s, there was a televised show named The Intercourse Boat.  The whole idea of the show was that strangers would meet on the boat and have intercourse.  The theme song:

Intercourse, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Intercourse, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Intercourse Boat soon will be making another run
The Intercourse Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Intercourse won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's INTERCOOOOOOOOURSE! (hey-ah!)

Intercourse Boat soon will be making another run
The Intercourse Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Intercourse won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's
INTERCOOOOOOOURSE!
It's the Intercourse Boat-ah! It's the Intercourse Boat-ah!

sage