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Let me introduce to some of fun activities we participate in at /lounge/2011 UPDATE!
Impersonating MILKRIBS
End every sentence with an exclamation mark. Putting it into the
tags is optional. Say things like "I can insure you I am no anus!" or "Are you an queer!" a lot. Misspell words, especially clever as cleaver. When you are wrong and it can be easily proven, respond "Whatever troll!" or "I dont have time for trolls like you!". Whenever you see any word describing a black person, fix it to * African American.
Example posts:
Your not cleaver! Are you an queer!
* African American
Impersonating RedCream
Put RedCream in the name field and "peahippo@hotmail.com" in the email field. Half of your poasts should be about your forced memes like "I admit my role" or "the goatfinger". In the other half you apply slightly highbrow vocabulary to lowbrow concepts.
Example posts:
Coming to /lounge/ from /b/? I admit my role.
Unlike you, I am not interested in homoerotic sodomy and fornication. I lead a joyful life of a heterosexual man.
You are covered in my semen.
Impersonating smirky lad
Make a regular post, and append ":/" at the end of the post, after two newlines.
Example posts:
I want to fuck my sister so bad. I was almost there once, but my mother went in and saw us.
:/
You're the one that's sexually insecure!
:/
Impersonating djapco
Proof?
Example posts:
Proof?
proof?
Impersonating l33tUK
Talk about your private life, sex, and romance on a desolate wasteland populated by three virgins. Brag about your exploits and proudly display that you're not offended by said virgins.
Example posts:
I'm fucking a 'nam amputee now.
Oh no, people don't like me on the internet!
Impersonating big dick george
Put "big dick george" in the name field and "bigdickgeorge@dickmail.dic" in the email field. Talk about whatever the thread is about, just make your massive dick play a role somewhere. Write in short sentences, laugh a lot.
Example posts:
I have big dick!
no wonder japan is destroyed in tsunami
when I fuck your aunt last night
I destroy vagina so hard it causes semen wave!
Wave hit japan and kill tinydickmen
hahahahahaha!!
Impersonating rude lout
Say "niggers" a lot, be rude in general.
Example posts:
niggers
die you fucking faggot
Impersonating zoklet guy
please register at zoklet
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/
Example posts:
zoklet gave me autism, many thanks sir
zoooooooookleettttttt akndgikoas
gahuoigna
gnirueanogh
greharesahgareh
aiorehnjaeohn
FISTING