Name: Poopdicknuts-san 2011-08-21 4:37
So I walked into confession. The following conversation ensued:
Poopdicknuts-san: 'I am 16 years old, have a wonderful poodle and cat. Yesterday, I picked up two stray german shephards. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Poopdicknuts-san: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Poopdicknuts-san: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Poopdicknuts-san:I'm telling everybody!
Poopdicknuts-san: 'I am 16 years old, have a wonderful poodle and cat. Yesterday, I picked up two stray german shephards. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Poopdicknuts-san: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Poopdicknuts-san: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Poopdicknuts-san:I'm telling everybody!