(REUTERS) It emerged this afternoon that kira (not his real name) was caught seat sniffing. The 21 year old college graduate was caught doing it in between writing in a odd looking notebook.
I receive this news report with extreme skepticism.
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Anonymous2011-08-18 5:21
>>2
Arabian asslicker analcunt camelnigger serbiafucker.
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Kira2011-08-18 13:02
RedCream is wise to be a skeptic. The mass media is full of worthless trash. Well for spreading rumours I must punish you >>1
*writes name in deathnote*
A search of the Reuters archive reveals no such news report. I was right to invoke skepticism. This is an attempt to slander Kira and as such, the physics of the Loungeverse is acting to correct it.
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Anonymous2011-08-18 15:01
>>6
you didnt search hard enough. Search under "global news" and use quotes
>>7-kun, you can assume easily that I know what I am doing when performing a "Reutersearch". The action I performed was complete. If you have evidence to the contrary, then it remains for you to provide a countering link to my claim of (a lack of) results.