SHINI LASER FIRED

HELLO! MY DADDY FIRED ME FROM MY JOB! I MADE SOME UNWISE INVESTMENTS FOR HIM! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!! DOESN'T HE KNOW IN THE FREE MARKET THAT YOU SOMETIMES LOSE SOME MONEY?

ANYWAY I'VE DECIDED TO OFFER MY SKILLS AS A SPEAK AT CORPERATE EVENTS!!! MY FREE IS 50k AN HOUR!!!!!

0/10.

Street bums are the truest and freest participants in the free market we have ever seen.  No one wanted their services, and the invisible hand slapped their ass.

... and then gave them the goatfinger?

>>4-kun, it is likely that he himself was given the goatfinger, and to this day was unable to recover, as is normal in such cases.

WHY AINT THERE NOBODY INTERESTED IN MY OFFER!!! I GOT AN IQ OF OVER 160!!! I WENT TO MIT!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS!!! SEEE!!!!!

>>6
 0/10 failed troll is failure, go back to /b/

>>7
0/10x y is xgo back to /b/The irony speaks volumes.

>>8
no u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9
tu est un retard

>>10
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11
*writes name in deathnote"

>>12
*writes kira in deathnote*

*writes Ryuk in deathnote*

Ã̡̨̛͚̩̭̂ͣ̏͂́̚͞w͖̻̫͎̩̖͉̥̗̮͇̲͐̆͗͒ͬ̄̅ͣͤ͐̂̿ͨͯ̊ͯ̊͢͡a̸̞̹̫͖͉̖̖̤̠̤̖̘̰̗͇̘̙̳ͨͧͬ̿ͧͪ̆̋͂͛͢͢͝͝y͐̈́ͭͪ̀͗͏̻̖̺̙̣̹̹̫̬͇͉̙̞̲͙̻̻́ ̴̵ͮͮ́ͫͪ͗̿́͜҉̱̞̠̮̼̱̹̟͎̹w̴̴͖͖̱̮̥̻̜̲̲̱̣̫̳̱͊͌ͪ̄͋̑͛͐ͬͮ͆̍̀̇̚͡iͤͬͨ̋͊͐͡҉̙̩̥̣̻̱͓̺͈̥̫̻̫̼͈͍̖̼t̛͖̠͕̣̜̝͍̣̻̦̟̻̤̬͂͛ͨ̀ͧ͠hͣ̓ͧͨͪ̄ͥͭͤ̓͆͐̃͏͉͚͕̘͟͠͝ ̵͓͇͍͍̣̘̺̯̤͔̥̌ͩ́̀̏̀ͬͮͮͦ̌͡͡͠͡y̛̳̥̮̘̺͈̘͖̲̮̤̲͇ͨͤ̎̇͋̎ͤ̓̏̃̇̾ͣ̈́̈̆ͯ̀́͢͜o̰̥̯̮̭̫͔̼̥͙͈̺̗̠͙͐ͯ̊̇͟͢ͅu̷̜̘̼̬̝͕̠̼͓̪̞̳̠̻͉̟̬̽̾̂̒̎ͨ̽ͪ̊ͦ̃̍ͫ̒̀̕ͅ

*writes ͮ́ͫͪ͗̿́͜҉̱̞̠̮̼̱̹̟͎̹w̴̴͖͖̱̮̥̻̜̲̲̱̣̫̳̱͊͌ͪ̄͋̑͛ͮ͆̍̀̇̚͡iͤ̋͊͐͡҉̙̩̥̣̻̱͓̺͈̥̫̻̫̼͈͍̖̼t̛͖̠͕̣̜̝͍̣̻̦̟̻̤̬͂͛ in deathnote*

>>14
cant kill shinigami that way dumb-dumb

>>17
have you tried, faggot?

deathnote
That explains why this board has been shitty lately.

Your opinion on religion? Do you have one? If you don't, explain why
Stranger 1: >>4-kun, it is likely that he himself was given the goatfinger, and to this day was unable to recover, as is normal in such cases.
Stranger 2: I have no religion, sorry
Stranger 1: WHY AINT THERE NOBODY INTERESTED IN MY OFFER!!! I GOT AN IQ OF OVER 160!!! I WENT TO MIT!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS!!! SEEE!!!!!
Stranger 2: I do not understand much english
Stranger 1: 0/10 failed troll is failure, go back to /b/
Stranger 2: What is troll and /b/
Stranger 1: >>7
0/10
x y is x
go back to /b/
The irony speaks volumes.
Stranger 2: I am sorry if made you angry
Stranger 1: no u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 1: tu est un retard
Stranger 2: 日本語を話しますか？
i am not retard.
Stranger 1: NO U!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 2: I am sorry goodbye
Stranger 1: *writes name in deathnote"
Stranger 2: Oh you like deathnote
i love deathbote
Stranger 1: *writes kira in deathnote*
Stranger 2: You are just trying to make angry ;_;
i was told omegle is fun
Stranger 1: *writes Ryuk in deathnote*

>>20
Stranger 1: >>4-kun, it is likely that he himself was given the goatfinger, and to this day was unable to recover, as is normal in such cases.
That was me, and it is very inaccurate to state that I am "Stranger 1" instead of RedCream who I am most assuredly.

>>21
Do you want a deathnote as well RedCream? Together we could purge this board of the sub human sucm that comes herre.

Most of /lounge/'s good poster flew the coup. I don't think you're going to have to "purge" much, shitposter.

>>23  *writes name in deathnote*

I will turn lounge into a paradise ruled by me! Who wants to join me in this new world?

>>22,24
lolol u sound like a fag; good luck killing me, I post anonymously and behind se7en proxies. fagstorm.

IMMA FIRIN' MAH SHINI LAZOR

>>24 milkribs type posting detected.

>>18
fagstorm

>>27
Milkribs-type posting would be an improvement.

>>25
I know your name. *writes name down in deathnote.* Its just a shame I have a endless amount of scum to destroy.

>>30
fuck you faggot, 48 hours passed and I'm still alive

>>31
You have hepatitis from fucking those boys though.

>>32
fuck off and die you fucking faggot

>>33
UP THE ASS

>>31
No you are someone pretending to be there person I killed. *writes name in deathnote* impersonating one of my victims is a crime. There can only be one punishment, DEATH!!