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in praise of the pipe

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 16:57

Yes, the pipe.  You can find the pipe above the Enter key, while using Shift.  Here it is:  |

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 17:28

your mom just gave me a pipe, it felt great

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 17:43

It is called the VERTICAL BAR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertical_bar

Really, first backtick and now pipe? You are a crazed fool.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 22:58

In praise of the pipe that I just laid in your momma's ASS, amirite?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-07-26 23:45

Without it, bash would be nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 0:15

Or you know, you could use mkfifo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 0:49

>>3
Ugh, you are so contrarian.  We all know that it is the pipe.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 13:50

Ceci n'est pas une pipe!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 14:06

>>8
Go away you cheese eating surrender monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 14:34

>>9
You rude son of a bitch.  Don't go quoting Simpsons insults before you consider the wit of the reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Magritte

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 15:37

>>10
You rude son of a bitch.  Don't go citing Wikipedia articles before you consider the mental state of the poster:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotypical

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 16:07

>>10
Cheese eating surrender monkey detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 18:24

>>12
Americunt with greasy lisp detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 18:44

>>12
choke on your freedom fries while defaulting on your debt

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 19:28

>>13
>>14
Fuck off you unhygienic cheese eating surrender monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 22:00

Fuck you all! Ireland is the best n00bz!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 22:16

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Function_key

Scroll down to References

Put your cursor over the "backtick" and "pipe", and it will tell you their true names! (Grave and vertical bar.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 0:49

>>15
Getting a little repetitive their, charlie.
>>17
Any shithead can put shit on that site, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 1:23

>>18
their
Learn some grammar, you frog eating surrender monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 2:13

>>19
You forgot your hyphen between "frog" and "eating", genios.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 3:19

>>18
I don't think that's the point...wikipedia is for general knowledge and to quickly inform you.

PLUS according to my googlefu, vertical bar and vertical slash are more popular while "pipe" is for ubuntu users...so sorry >>1, I agree with the other guy. ¯\(°_o)/¯

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 3:26

>>21
Oh come now, pipe goes back to text-only days.  It's an MS-DOS classic, and you don't find the fuckin' thing on typewriters.  It was for piping output of one process to another process, hence it is called the pipe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 3:27

>>21
Popularity is no indication of goodness.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 3:39

>>22,23
Sorry if I'm not a 30 year old neckbeard! Vertical bar is superior to the dusty and dying "pipe".

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 3:51

>>24
Terrible attitude.  That kind of thinking is why we have to call cripples "differently abled".

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 4:23

>>25
Alright fine, I'll praise the vertical bar/pipe if you get that upset over it.

Hello |, thanks for being there for me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 4:56

>>26
That's the pipe spirit!  I award you a backtick:  `

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 4:47

Maybe | is a horizontal bar, it's just really short and thick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 17:10

>>3
In Unix vernacular, it's called a "pipe". I have no idea why.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-09 10:59

>>12
René Magritte is/was Belgian, not French. He spoke French, though.

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