RedCream offers to measure his anus

>Because a Spanish priest took a picture of himself with another man (above), and they both happened to be shirtless, he has been accused of being gay and subsequently removed from his parish.

He is not going down without a fight, however, claiming that it was an innocent picture taken with a young Cuban seminarian. The bishop that has expelled him also wants him to undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.

The priest, who insists that he and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

Locals are pretty upset by this, as they should be, and have banned together to help him in any way they can. They've collected over a thousand signatures for the cause.



http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-15-spanish-priest-offers-to-measure-his-anus-because-he-was-accused-of-being-gay

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

That is one of those moments in life, when you say the thing like unto a god, that will live in the minds of others as a meme of power.  This, the Spanish priest has done.

Telling people to kiss your ass is one thing.  But to cordially invite others to measure your anus?  That is another level above that entirely.  The Spanish priest is a man above men.  Let us gape in awe as his power.

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and have banned together to help him in any way they can.

I saw what you did there, you sly troll, you.

That line also works well at the airport.