Niggers vs Faggots [paradox]

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between spending a night in bed with a hetero nigger of a homo whitey, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /lounge/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Niggres!" or "I choose Faggots!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /lounge/'s opinion on this...

Oh wait, this is a parody of the sex vs programing threads I was making in /prog/ a while back. Thank god I'm not losing my mind.