Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 13:05
Wake up at 2pm *fart fart*. Avoid shiny surfaces so that I don't glance at my unwashed, uncouth face *fart fart*. Wallow in faeces laden underpants, don't bother changing them (they'll become faeces laden again). Shitpost on /lounge/ to avoid thinking about the misery that is my life *fart fart*. Sleep.