How big is your wiener

a)L33tUK (micropenis)
b)Milkribs (puny)
c)RedCream (small)
d)Bigdickgeorge (so big it can't fit in the grand canyon)

>>7-kun, now I stand corrected, but that is one of the most mentally damaging Wikipedia pages that I have ever seen, and there is not enough bleach in the Local Group of galaxies to wash the images from the retinae of my eyes or the occipital lobe of my brain.  I curse you more for that, than can the oldest of Romani matriarchs.  Damn you to Hell's blackest depths.  Damn you.

I mean, really, I was just commenting in all fun, and then you seared my neural pathways into charred carbon with that stark horror.  You have much to atone for.