This joke makes no sense.

Q:  How do you get 1000 elephants into a shopping cart at Safeway?

A:  Take the the 's' out of Safe and the 'fuck' out of way.

WTF?  There's no "fuck" in way.

This is literally the worst joke I have ever heard in my life. How can one joke be this unfunny? It's essentially the perfect anti-joke. There's just absolutely nothing humorous in it AT ALL. Whoever made it up should be dragged out to a barn somewhere and put out of their misery, because this is just absolutely fucking pitiful on a colossal level. This joke alone could disprove the existence of god because it's so fucking terrible.