@people born after 1985

Why do y'all shave your pubes, legs, armpits, chest etc???

What's with this obsession to look like a twelve-year old boy?

Y'all just a bunch of pedophiles?

I don't mind hairy women. Just so long as she doesn't have any facial hair.

Take Ellen Page for example:
http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1306976260976.jpg

Hairy tits and arms but I still definitely would.