She's calling me right now

Not picking it up. I'm done with her pretending to care about me. She probably thinks that I need her because I'm an overweight autist who gets laid only when he gets girl drunk.

I went to visit her this weekend and she kicked me out the first thing in the morning. And now she'd probably tell me how she's worried that I'm not returning her texts. Well fuck her. I'm getting high tonight.

I have plenty of drama in my life, thank-you very much: and no interest in creating any. I actually spend most of my time putting out fires and making peace, so that shows how much you know. hmmph. ;)
I see, an anonymous woman already has enough drama in her life, wonder how it got there? You like to go around putting out fires...that must be fun. I've heard of pyromaniac firemen before.
Saying "shows how much you know" when basically giving an unvalidated personal account (which is likely to be, let's face it, very biased) which is one unreliable source. Compare this to the many, many women I have met in real life, who all had these quirks - but would very rarely admit it, and very few of them.
I can't see myself changing my mind any time soon.