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Feeling like a BOSS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 3:25

Bum came up to me and begged for 2 dollars.
I told said her to "get a fucking job".

Yay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 3:26

FML for failing to proofread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 4:12

Jeepers, she was going to buy booze with it. Booze helps the economy, so cough it up, tightwad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 6:29

does your boss often tell you to get a job ?

Name: RedCream 2011-05-05 10:12

>>1
I told said her to "get a fucking job".
Once a person is "told said", it is very much like being given the goatfinger. The sheer power of the act is staggering, to say the least.

After all, "told said" is to "told", as "told" is to "ignored".

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 12:05

*looks at topic title.*
*wants to kill retarded faggot op.*

Name: RedCream 2011-05-05 13:06

>>4
The OP has probably run into many situations where his or her boss told him or her to get a job at some other company.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 13:11

No OP got the title wrong too he wanted to say "feel like a BIOS"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 16:47

>>7
haha, right!

Name: RedCream 2011-05-05 18:19

>>8
That may be arousing. Would you like to set some parameters in my NVRAM?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 19:46

">eat 100 "chicken" McNuggets in one sitting"
">count them to make sure I got what I paid for"
">have people pay me to look at the fattest man alive"
">god damn it feels good to be a gangster"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 19:48

>>11
Fuck that's boss.

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